Could you pass the SPAM?
Thursday, September 24th, 2009Cleaning out my spam folder, I’ve noticed a new common theme. The one liner. These strange lonely sentences seldom have anything to do with the link that inevitably follows, but when taking a sample from a weeks worth a spam, it can become a sort of bizarre poetry or a very one sided conversation. Surely this means something?
Could you pass the salt, please?
Has is got meat in it?
Yes, sure certainly.
Maybe.
Attention! Be attentive!
I find you very attractive.
Please, leave me alone.
I love you.
I am thinking of getting a gun.
May I see you for a moment?
Let’s…








